by OdotRepresent January 27, 2009
The act of swearing off any and all advances towards your love obsession; no google, no social media stalking, no wondering, no waiting. Getting on with life, refusing to have any downtime dedicated to a previous vice.
by whatwouldVINCEdo? September 9, 2014
Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.
Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.
Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.
Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!
Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.
Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!
by IDlOT August 17, 2011
In which during intercourse, your partner will suddenly flail about until the unexpectedly die on top of you.
by tictac-nonnon-is-a-lamewad September 6, 2016
Cold turkey is the term used to describe a turkey which is not any of the following:
hot turkey
slightly warm turkey
lemon-grass-with-pepper turkey
smothered-in-gravy turkey
hot turkey
slightly warm turkey
lemon-grass-with-pepper turkey
smothered-in-gravy turkey
by turkeylover December 26, 2013
when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.
by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005
turkey that has been sitting out to long and has become cold. duh! assfuckers
or has been sitting in the fridge.
or has been sitting in the fridge.
by AJL,. the cool man dgjihdg December 7, 2006