Coffee Poo 

The strange phenomenon of needing a poo straight after drinking a coffee.

9am

Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit

11am

Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?

Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.

Coffee Poo by Everton dude January 3, 2020

Coffee Poop 

The act of drinking coffee while dumping. Right when you wake up is the preferred time for this.

Dude 1: Hey bro I made you coffee!
Dude 2: Oh thanks, I'll drink it after I take my morning dump.
Dude 1: Yo just take it in with you for a coffee poop!

Dude 2: Wow what a great idea!

Coffee Poop by themangofmeng July 4, 2014

coffee makes me poop 

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coffee makes me poop man

coffee makes me poop by asdhgjasdbgiuashduadhsldgagsdg December 20, 2020

poop coffee 

Coffee beans that pass through the digestive tract of an animal and are excreted prior to brewing. The most well-known example are beans that are eaten and excreted by civet cats. This is also known as civet coffee or goes by its Indonesian name, kopi luwak. Recently, other types of poop coffee have gained attention, notably coming from the dung of elephants, raccoons, and even (gasp!) humans.

It is claimed that the process of coffee beans passing through an animal's intestines imparts enzymes which create unique and intense flavors. This, and relatively small yields have caused the price of many kinds of poop coffee to soar. It is frequently sold for as much $30-$80 US for a single cup. The hype surrounding poop coffee has led some in the food industry to contend that it tastes no better than regular coffee, and still others to contend that it tastes downright awful.

I went to this insanely trendy restaurant in Portland where they had poop coffee on the menu. For fifty bucks a cup! Now I'm fifty bucks poorer and I can't get the taste of civet crap out of my mouth!

poop coffee by @Maxamillion April 29, 2013

𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎™ 𝙿𝚘𝚘𝚙 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙲𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 

The 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜𝚝, 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜, 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍.

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎? 𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎™ 𝙿𝚘𝚘𝚙 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙲𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎. 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎™ 𝙿𝚘𝚘𝚙 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙲𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜𝚝, 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜, 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍. 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙳𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙺 𝙸𝚃. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚊!

𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎™ 𝙿𝚘𝚘𝚙 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙲𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 by Sph3r1cal February 27, 2020

Vincent Coffeepot

To perform this sexual act, one must balance upon one's hands while on a kitchen counter with one's body semi-parallel to the ground and feet suspended. At the same time, one is being made love to slowly from behind while a pot of coffee is being made. Simultaneously, with the second party's orgasm, the finished pot of coffee is poured upon the first party's back in a truly satisfying display.

The name is inspired by the popular gay porn star, Jon Vincent.

Man 1: Dude, my back hurts so much.

Man 2: What happened?

Man 1: Jon gave me a Vincent Coffeepot.

Vincent Coffeepot by Drewd January 18, 2011

Asian Coffeepot

Shitting on a random part of a girl's body and having sex with it and then cumming on the shit and having sex with the combination of cum and shit on the random part of the girl's body.

Bro#1: I have completed 40 of the 50 states of sexual positions what about you?
Bro#2: I have reached 49 all I have left is the dreaded Asian Coffeepot.
Bro#1: Good luck dawg

Asian Coffeepot by kaikoo August 13, 2012