Coconut Creampie

An in depth sex maneuver when a man shits(coco-) on his balls(-nut), then cums on them(cream-), and finally shoves his balls into a vagina(-pie). The coconut cream balls can also be used to tea-bag an unsuspecting victim for comedic effect.

Jennifer: What did you say he did with his balls?
Betsy: He gave me a Coconut Creampie for desert. It was fantastic.

by CMonster August 17, 2012

Coconut Creampie

When a man surprises a woman during sex by slapping her tits as hard as he can. This causes her to tighten all of her muscles including the vagina. He then proceeds to creampie into her, for maximum pleasure during an orgasm.

Oh man last night I showered Candy in a coconut creampie. Her tits are still red from where I slapped them!

by Hand Jacks December 04, 2015

Coconut creampie

A semen filled vagina resulting from an interracial gang bang.

A group of us went down to tha hood and gave a slut a coconut creampie.

by I_killed_Kenny October 28, 2006

Coconut creampie

When Donkey Kong fills your vagina with semen and coconut water and lets it run out

it comes from the meme Expand dong

Im sore after that Coconut creampie

by Mathiens May 03, 2017

Coconut creampie

When you nut in a hot islander chick

"Bro, I made so many Coconut Creampies when I was on vacation."

by LilXtra March 05, 2020

Coconut Creampie

When you ejaculate in someone then continue to spinkle your dandruff on them.

You want to try a coconut creampie tonight?

by Pikapos May 04, 2022

coconut creampie

when you let someone "eject" inside of your "box", but they have really hairy balls

dude i just got coconut creampied by brad

woah dude you need a plan B, his balls are so hairy

by ghjxjchcuufjcjc May 23, 2024