Cock weasel

a) Someone in general that tries to screw you over in any given situation.

b) A person or thing that uses your material to promote themselves whilst not crediting you.

c) Sexually; may mean someone that tries in anyway possibly to get down someone pants.

d) May be used generally to describe someone that is a cock or tosser.

AN EXAMPLE: "Here you go, all done and dusted, good innit"
" o, yes very good did James R help"
" NO, i did it all"

- whata cock weasel

by James Ripley October 26, 2004

cock-weasel

A person who is cunning and sneaky, and just an all around douche bag.

The new spokesperson for the company is a real cock-weasel.

by oh, that guy January 21, 2009

cock weasel

A boss who takes credit for your work or effort. You have to put up with with his credit-stealing ways because he can fuck you royally or fire you.

He was such a cock weasel during that meeting

by whorlio October 24, 2003

cock weasel

A pretentious, arrogant, stuck-up, self-centred bastard who believes he is Gods gift to women and can therefore fuck you over. Exeter is heavily populated by such beings. It is also an entertaining word to say and can be used as an insult against almost everybody!

'he's such a cock weasel!!'

by Lafrowda January 14, 2006

cock weasel

Jesren Carter, cock weasel extrodinaire.

Jesren, your such a cock weasel

by Master Iolo March 14, 2005

Cock Weasel

Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.

That dude is a total cock weasel. He's almost as bad as Dave.

by Abel Damsa May 6, 2018

Cock Weasel

A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.

Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!

by Coked Up Hamster December 3, 2020