Cock Sandwich 

It is made with two slices of bread and a cock. It can sometimes be served Aitkin's style, no bread, just plain old awesome cock. It can also be used to describe something bad or good. Also called a C.S.

"That guy spilled my drink....what a cock sandwich..or what a C.S

The date went well,i ended up serving a C.S. without the bread.

Cock Sandwich by Moppe February 10, 2009

cock sandwich 

A blowjob from two people at the same time. The tongues make the "bread" and the cock is the "meat".

Dude, you should have come to that party last night. Two hotties made me a cock sandwich.

OMG, Jenny, that guy is such a stud! Let's make him a cock sandwich.

cock sandwich by UrbanErik November 17, 2006

cock sandwich 

1- A moron, an idiot, someone who screws up a lot
2- a douchebag, an arrogant prick, someone who is cocky

The guy who dropped the ball is a huge cock sandwich.
That guy is a real asshole, he is such a cock sandwich

cock sandwich by MetsBallers.com September 9, 2009

Cock Sandwich 

The type of food, equivalent to Listerene, that horny elderly Englishmen use to polish their rotting teeth. Usually consists of the following ingredients:
1 slice cock
2 slices bread
1 pat mayonaisse

I need a cock sandwich right about now- I've been stuck in the airport for five hours without a toothbrush!

Cock Sandwich by FunnyDude77777 October 29, 2010

Cock Sandwich 

A sexual fantasy that overzealous, ambitious and persistent misogynists cite as the answer to all the worlds' problems, much to their women's dismay.

Feeling down? You know what you should do! You should give me a cock sandwich?

Hey, I finished my thesis. Where's that cock sandwich you promised me?

The world will be a better place when I get a cock sandwich

The Only reason women should leave the kitchen is to give me a cock sandwich

Cock Sandwich by Revolutionary Tits September 27, 2011

cock sandwich 

A true cock sandwich is went sliding your cock between your girls knockers. The bigger the hooters the better the sandwich.

ie:
I made a cock sandwich, sliding my rod between Pam Andersons hugh titties while she cleaned every last drop of my man juice.

cock sandwich by Ed the pervert January 2, 2008

Cock Sandwich 

In other words basically it means Holy Shit. Its a feeling of surprise..

Cock sandwich that's crazy... cock sandwich that hurts.

Cock Sandwich by scyblu March 7, 2009