Cock Spit

When you gotta piss real bad during the act of hardcore sex, but you cant piss because weird gland in your cock that stops you so when your done boneing, and able to put your girl in a yellow shower, a very, VERY thick piece of cum flies out that looks like flem.

Guy 1: Dude guess what!?!?!?!

Guy 2: What???

Guy 1: I got Cock Spit right in Jessica's ear

Guy 2:AWSOME!!!

by DoubleOh!Se7en or SgtMustard April 24, 2010

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022

Spit shine that cock

To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.

My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.

by Lycaeus April 21, 2024

Cockspit

The saliva (spit) left around a penis (cock) after being deepthroated

"Lap that cockspit up, Maggie"

"There was so much cockspit, I thought it was an eel"

"Oi, cockspit... fuck off"

by timo_cash September 26, 2008