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COUCH TOMATO 

A very sexy female television viewer;a sexy female couch potato;a "tomato" seated on a love seat or a divan or a hide-a-bed.
Dam,Wilbur! Will you take a look at Daisy Mae,watchin`television? At 38-22-36,shezza reel`COUCH TOMATO,ain`t she?
COUCH TOMATO by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003

Couch Tomato 

A person like a couch potato,but instead eats healthy foods.
Ben is a couch potato,but Jen is obviously a couch tomato.All she ever eats is salads.

COUCH TOMATO 

a couch potato with red hair
not only is she a couch tomato she is a firebrush.
COUCH TOMATO by Joel Byers March 17, 2004

couch tomato 

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.
couch tomato by Not your uncle April 9, 2019

Couch Tomato 

Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.
Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.
Couch Tomato by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026