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cloud jockey 

"Cloud Jockey" is someone who basically has their head in the clouds so often that they are considered experts and veterans of the territory. The term was spoken in, "Return Of The Killer Tomatoes" when referring to the cute and curvy air-headed girl that was made from a genetically altered tomato by the evil scientist, "Dr. Gangrene."
"I'm telling you, she's a real cloud jockey."
cloud jockey by dw8177 May 4, 2018
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Cloud Jockey 

A cloud jockey is an awful airline pilot. Usually an inexperienced pilot or a pilot who is terribly bored with their commercial air career and misses flying single prop airplanes and controls the plane like a cowboy in an attempt to enjoy the feeling of flying. Either reason makes the whole flying experience suck for the passengers.
That cloud jockey was jerking the plane so much that the flight felt like a roller coaster, can we drive next time?!
Cloud Jockey by TYAMAHAS July 30, 2019

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026