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Abbreviation of "Chienne de l'eau"; bitch of water (or bitch's water). That hoe who tries to slide those insults in, a sneaky thot.
"Wow Jamie is such a chindle, she always fucks with my self-esteem. "
Chindle by TanyaTickles January 28, 2015
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Two separate beings that act as one single entity. While separated they are fragile and weak. But while together, their chi aligns as one and they become literally insane.

They cause physical and emotional chaos to their surroundings and inevitably perform "the Crindle" on any and all bystanders. The crindle is best described as a 3-person sex position where the Crindle suspend their victim horizontally between themselves while rapidly vibrating and vociferating.

The two-being entity known as the Crindle, once thought to be merely a hybrid-myth based off mistellings of the story of Castor and Pollux (The Gemini in greek mythology).

At times, the Crindle show deep rivalry between each other and other times they show a stronger bond than siblings. The Crindle generally has one superior half while the other half shadows him. The position of the shadow Crindle may transfer according to which Crindle is more capable in their goal.

The "Super Crindle" appears when neither Crindle can out-shadow the other, but instead appear to be two equal halves of a whole. The Super crindle is thought to appear in the end times--Armageddon. The Super Crindle is too complex and terrifying to be described using mundane language.
Those two delinquents are real crindles.
Crindle by Nagol! April 11, 2010
When a man sits down to urinate and his penis comes in contact with the toiler water.
"If a man sits to piss in a full toilet, he might clinkle."
"SHIT, I clinkled after I shit!"
"Clinkling gave me Hepatitis C."
Clinkle by OlliOlii January 15, 2014

Clinkled 

When a robot fucks your wife and you enjoy watching.
"I totally clinkled my husband last night, with the amazon drone. One look at those whirring copter blades made my girlhood quiver"
Clinkled by OhQueso June 7, 2019

Clinkle Out

When one raises a lot of money for a startup, never actually releases the product, and lives lavishly off the money.
I'm thinking about raising some money for a start up so I can clinkle out and party every night.
Clinkle Out by TheBayAreaKid July 5, 2014
A unique name. a super fun cool friend, and a trustworthy person. Shy but wild and crazy when comfortable. Good taste in music
Cindle listens to rock and metal
Cindle was crazy at that party yesterday
cindle by Swagert5667 October 23, 2013