Cleveland Handshake
Hey, isn't that Mike Lester's wife, I heard she's giving the whole school district 'Cleveland Handshakes', damn.
Cleveland Handshake by Harry Grindrod March 23, 2011
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Cleveland Handshake
1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.
2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!
2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
Cleveland Handshake by mcslezzy February 2, 2024
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