The last viking, Clay stole a ship from pirates after his clan was brutally murdered and set out on the open seas looking for revenge. He single-handedly took out many sea creatures such as Nessie (why do you think no one has seen her?) and the Kraken, before building a house with his bare hands in George Washington's nose on Mount Rushmore. After living there for some time, he finally set the house on fire and disappeared into the Appalachian Mountains, never to be seen or heard from again.
You're almost as badass as Clay!
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If you allow this man in your pants, he will "extend" his pleasure.
Me, me, and me. Oh, I almost forgot me.
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Somebody who is addicted to watching fortnite sex
i cought clay watching fortnite stuff again.
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Clay is a gilf lover who fucks grandmas. He is also dating a girl who looks like Jazz Jennings.
Dude some guy was fucking a grandma. Must have been a clay
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A special assistant to a celebrity or politician. From the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger's personal assistant, Clay Russell.
Zack is President Bush's Clay. Daniel is Schwarzenegger's part-time Clay.
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Clay is the gayyest Homo on this earth

CLAY IS GAY
Clay is always dressing up in womens clothes and fantasizing about men
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