A person that refers to themselves as a Classic Clarky usually has serious self confidence issues and attempts to make up for it by cracking extremely arrogant jokes about oneself. His/her self confidence issues usually come from insecurities about ones penis size or due to the person having a superior younger sibling who they can not compete with on any level.
That call was Classic Clarky
by PaulySaintsD October 19, 2010
by classic sharky October 16, 2010