A shitty game where you get your ass kicked by pay to win players and you fucking destroy your moms bank account to get a single fucking legendary. Then you stop playing the game and realize “Wow, I am a fucking disgrace to the whole family!”
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
by Fuckthecheeto July 25, 2020
Clash Royale is a shitty game where you waste money to get fucking cards and use fucking cards to get fucking trophies. This is a game that will make you bankrupt
by Mothafucer October 6, 2018
A set of code phrases used by closeted gay men to covertly discuss sexual topics
“Clash Royale” refers to sex in general
“2v2” could be either a foursome or a double date depending on the context
“One-crowned” means someone got a hand job. “Two-crowned” means a blowjob. “Three-crowned” means anal sex (it’s sort of like first/second/third base)
“Hog Rider” refers to a bottom (since “hog” is a slang term for a penis). “Prince” is slang for a top (the lance represents the dick)
“Clash Royale” refers to sex in general
“2v2” could be either a foursome or a double date depending on the context
“One-crowned” means someone got a hand job. “Two-crowned” means a blowjob. “Three-crowned” means anal sex (it’s sort of like first/second/third base)
“Hog Rider” refers to a bottom (since “hog” is a slang term for a penis). “Prince” is slang for a top (the lance represents the dick)
by AnonG2900 December 11, 2021
Some bullshit pay to win game created by supercell. It’s fun when you’re a low level player in bone pit facing people that have the same cards as you, but when you level up, You go up against a bunch of people that are a higher level that you & spent their life savings to get some overpowered legendary cards that you can’t counter. Clash Of Clans- LITERALLY ANY FUCKING VIDEO GAME is better. (If you dislike this definition, you’re one of the reasons the game is ass. Go spend your money on something else and get a girlfriend you mobile game loser.)
Clash Royale as a low level player: Wow this game is fun !! I can’t stop winning !!!!
Clash Royale when you reach level 9: *deletes it after you realize that the game is pay to win after you had the little bit of fun that it actually has to offer*
Clash Royale when you reach level 9: *deletes it after you realize that the game is pay to win after you had the little bit of fun that it actually has to offer*
by Comikazie April 8, 2021
Worst fucking thing to play when you are on shitty wifi. You can see everything the fucking enemy is doing but can't do a thing other than wait and die. So fucking annoying, Sup Erc Ell ripped of Supercell. A fucking rip off, totally not worth the 83.3 mb of space. I would rather use that space for a porno or something.
Do you play clash royale?
Shut the fuck up about that laggy fucking game or I'll rip off your arms and beat you to death with them
Shut the fuck up about that laggy fucking game or I'll rip off your arms and beat you to death with them
by Ray Muhhmad April 18, 2016
Clash Royale is like having good sex with scarlett johanson and just as you are about to climax a big fat old man rips her off you smashes your balls with wis walking stick and proceeds to shit on your cock and cum in your mouth then sit on your face until you suffocate and die.
by Willywillyboy126969 February 13, 2022