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Clonahalick 

A Clonahalick is a term used for person that is obsessed with Benzodiazepines and he/she has to switch from doctor to doctor (Doctor Shopping) until he/she finds the right Benzodiazepines which usually ends up being Klonopin a brand name for Clonazepam and conviene the doctor to keep giving him/her refills and hence forth called Clonahalick and is forever doomed with addiction and seizures when withdrawaling
Xanny: I just been popping 3 kpins a day for the past 3 months and now I want more and my friends keep calling me Clonahalick; can someone sell me some or offer me a pill or two , my doctor doesn’t want to give me refills and I’ll do anything for a refill just please give me some kips
Clonahalick by DMT Entity July 4, 2021
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Conjoined name of the popular Smallville TV couple Clark (Tom Welling) and Lana (Kristin Kreuk). Coined by fanfiction writers and the Clark-Lana/Welling-Kreuk fangroup.
1: Clana forever!!
2: No, I much prefer Shoone....
Clana by MrKapper December 1, 2005
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1. noun - (shippus pukeititus)

a) A term used to describe an ultimately annoying on screen couple.

b) Ultimately badly written characters.

c) The sound a dog makes when it's kicked in the groin region.

d) The color of vomit.

2. adj. - Description for an an annoying fanbase. Origins of this word trace back to CW series Smallville for Clark/Lana shippers.
The Clanas just ruined my tv time.

Hey Joe, did you know that your dog just made a clanas?

Clark and Lana are just so compeltely clanas!

Did you see the clanas on the floor? It's completely disgusting!
Clanas by PinkPrincess January 28, 2007
Gaming clan established 2003 which has developed into one of the most successful gaming clans with hundreds of members, top-quality servers, cutting edge websites, and a great experience!

ClanAH.net
www.ClanAH.net

I wish I could join Clan AH - it's the Best Clan Ever! Oh wait, I can because they are currently recruiting!
Clan AH by haunts July 24, 2009
"Best Clan Ever" A community and gaming clan home of many of the Internets finest players and members.
If it wasn't for Clan AH, I would be bored all the time.
Clan AH by Kamori August 1, 2009
The art of aggresively using your kegel muscles.
Alicia had to hold in a queef so she clanched so hard.
Clanch by chippy17 September 18, 2016
Being anally raped by an evil clown.
After watching the movie IT, my biggest fear is being clanalled.
Clanal by KylesShoe September 28, 2009