Chupale pichon Share definition Flag Latin American slang.. exactly it means "suck my dick" but in the figurative sense have simple meaning "sucks!" - David regreso de Mexico (David is back from Mexico) - Chupale pichon! Chupale pichon by findoutme September 30, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Chupale pichon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch