Christmas in July
Christmas in July by Piranha July 27, 2005
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Christmas in July
When a waiter who has a dandruff problem (face or hair), stands over a customers plate and sprinkles flakes onto their main course.
Christmas in July by Bert-Oh April 22, 2007
Christmas in July
A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December.
You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:
- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater
- hanging Christmas lights
- putting up your Christmas tree
- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)
- cooking a turkey or tofurky
- making and drinking spiked egg nog
- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater
- hanging Christmas lights
- putting up your Christmas tree
- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)
- cooking a turkey or tofurky
- making and drinking spiked egg nog
Christmas in July by K_ December 15, 2008
Christmas in July
When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.
Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:
Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)
"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."
Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)
"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."
Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
Christmas in July by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021
Christmas in July
A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December.
You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:
- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater
- hanging Christmas lights
- putting up your Christmas tree
- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)
- cooking a turkey or tofurky
- making and drinking spiked egg nog
- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater
- hanging Christmas lights
- putting up your Christmas tree
- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)
- cooking a turkey or tofurky
- making and drinking spiked egg nog
Christmas in July by K_ March 31, 2007
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