Christianity(N): is, in short, forcing people to do what they say with the threat of torture, AKA Hell.
Christianity: Enforcing fascist law since AD500.
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A personal relationship with the saviour messiah.The "mighty one" of Israel.
To know him is to love him.He loves us enough to make a way for us.He has redeemed us! And we have only to believe and we are saved!
by Faith October 01, 2004
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A good excuse to write jokes on Urban Dictionary.
Hey, I'm someone who proclaims atheism and coexistence but can't stand Christianity at all. Let's go write a scathing satire of it on Urban Dictionary.
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It is simply an entreaty to Love. that is the message of the Bible from front to back. however people blame actions of "Christians" who do not understand or follow the religion properly on the entire religion. Christians who judge are not doing what the Bible teaches. However, also, because Christians aim for a high moral life people stereotype them as "holier than thou" even when they do not mean to be. I think those people just feel irritated that they cannot discipline themselves in the way these Christians have. Anyone who has read and understood thoroughly the Bible, will know it is not about the so called "contradictions" and accuracy, it is not about a righteousness competition, it is simply seeking a restoration to the genesis of all things, Perfect harmony of Love.
CHRISTIANITY DOES NOT HATE ALL OTHER RELIGIONS AND GAY PEOPLE, we true ones at least, we simply do not agree with these things. "Christian" aggressive cults are not Christians, they simply feign it.
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A sect formed to grab power and torture and kill,"non-believers". The american indians, the people in South America, people in Africa, Europe, Middle East, Asia,infact anywhere were tortured,killed,raped, looted plundered in the name of the "holy" book.

But fear not!! the torturers went to heavem because they were christians. But mahatma ghandi went to hell...because he was not.....

Ripley's believe it or not..number 22
Horrors of christianity: ask the spanish inquistidors who pillages their way to chile..ask the people who raped the africans for diamonds..ask the australian aborignes
by anonymous223 September 17, 2005
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