When you climax as poop hits the toilet water creating a splash that touches your butthole.
Ethel gave me a blumpkin and I experienced the christening.
by Blessed_mother July 3, 2018
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A skinny ginger bitch. She got a white girl ass and curly pumpkin orange hair. She'd give up her friends to fit in with the main stream.
Christen is such a two face. She left us for the plastics again.
by flappytoe August 16, 2017
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Christen has a big brain…to fit in her giantic forehead. Will honestly laugh at any joke, she has very bad humor. Skilled with the piano… but has slow fingers 😏
Christen forehead is as big as the fucking sky.
by Raineeeee November 22, 2021
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The best dude in the world, he is the best at basketball and pulls all of the bitches at his school but he only chooses the true baddies and good ones, he is kind, charismatic, beautiful, outgoing, a leader, the best at all sports, the smartest, and he can beat up all his friends but he wont.
Person: He wassup christen
Christen: He wassup
Person: oh my god hes so cool
by TheBesteveryeah January 17, 2022
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When you hook up with someone and it’s so boring and vanilla you feel like your going to fall asleep.
I fell in bed with this guy last night just to find out he’s a christen mingle, shit was vanilla as hell.
by Kyle’s mom September 16, 2022
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