Chris pratt

The most funniest, coolest, hottest, sexiest person in the whole UNIVERSE. He's the raptor keeper from Jurassic World , one of the guardians of the galaxy. He has brown hair and green forest eyes that are so deep you can get lost in. I would fuck him soo hard sadly Anna Farris is married to him, he's 6'2 I'm 5'4 Anna Farris is 5'5 WHATS SOO GREAT ABOUT ANNA FARIS IM JUST AS GOOD AS HER ! Now back to my lover he has a big dick!
Damn, Chris Pratt you fucked me hard! ........
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Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt: Itsa me, mario ,and my pronouns are he/him
by ShuBox_ October 2, 2021
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Chris Pratt

When the fat guy you have a relationship with bails on you when he becomes hot and acquires social value.
" what happened with the guy you were engaged with?"

" he got hot and got a new job. He pulled a Chris Pratt on me "
by Nina Clerecuzio June 20, 2018
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nonononononononononono, anyone but fucking chris pratt, why is he mario, why does he garifeld, nooooooooooooo
by HibiscusMiku November 3, 2021
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Girl: Chris Pratt is extremely hot!

Boy: No kidding! Have you seen Passengers? I'd go gay for him after watching that movie!
by lovemesomechrispratt February 5, 2017
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