The most funniest, coolest, hottest, sexiest person in the whole UNIVERSE. He's the raptor keeper from Jurassic World , one of the guardians of the galaxy. He has brown hair and green forest eyes that are so deep you can get lost in. I would fuck him soo hard sadly Anna Farris is married to him, he's 6'2 I'm 5'4 Anna Farris is 5'5 WHATS SOO GREAT ABOUT ANNA FARIS IM JUST AS GOOD AS HER ! Now back to my lover he has a big dick!
by Amberly,Wolfgirl,Harleyquinn, July 16, 2017
by ShuBox_ October 03, 2021
When the fat guy you have a relationship with bails on you when he becomes hot and acquires social value.
" what happened with the guy you were engaged with?"
" he got hot and got a new job. He pulled a Chris Pratt on me "
" he got hot and got a new job. He pulled a Chris Pratt on me "
by Nina Clerecuzio June 20, 2018
by Odie from Garfeild November 04, 2021
nonononononononononono, anyone but fucking chris pratt, why is he mario, why does he garifeld, nooooooooooooo
by HibiscusMiku November 03, 2021
Girl: Chris Pratt is extremely hot!
Boy: No kidding! Have you seen Passengers? I'd go gay for him after watching that movie!
Boy: No kidding! Have you seen Passengers? I'd go gay for him after watching that movie!
by lovemesomechrispratt February 05, 2017
by Ibeelitbarry September 22, 2018