When your stats and swag are look legit but exit the playoffs every year in the second round and don't win shit
Damn "Chris Pauled" again gotta get some character and personality quit relying on superficial shit so I can win.
by spinjay210 May 18, 2017
The greatest, most badass soldier to every have been blessed to wear a US uniform, or any uniform for that matter. Rivals Chuck Norris in badassery. Has confirmed 160 kills as a sniper, claimed about 250. Did not stop until the job was done. A true American patriot. Loyal to his country, his men, and his family. Tragically killed by a mad vet whom he was trying to help. Rest in Peace Chris Kyle.
by runnin'wild January 25, 2015
A hack, phony, plagiarizing pathetic imitator that due to his own lack of creativity must rip-off James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd.
by Jimmy Baba August 25, 2010
by ChrisRockDeservedIt March 28, 2022
by zach with the x box January 18, 2011
Getting Chris Hansen'd comes from the popular TV show 'To catch a predator' where Chris Hansen and the FBI did an investigation into sick pedobears who attempt to illicit sex with 13 and 14 year old boys and girls.
A decoy posing as a boy or girl would entice the man into engaging in a sexual act noting that he or she is a minor. The man would turn up at the location given by the minor and the FBI with their Party van and Chris Hansen would be waiting there.
The most notable and hilarious arrest was a sick guy who walked into the house naked wanting a 14 year old girl to 'perform sexual acts' with a cat and then 'fuck her afterwards' with the aid of cool whip.
A decoy posing as a boy or girl would entice the man into engaging in a sexual act noting that he or she is a minor. The man would turn up at the location given by the minor and the FBI with their Party van and Chris Hansen would be waiting there.
The most notable and hilarious arrest was a sick guy who walked into the house naked wanting a 14 year old girl to 'perform sexual acts' with a cat and then 'fuck her afterwards' with the aid of cool whip.
Barry: "Oh shit, did you hear about Keith getting Chris Hansen'd?"
Gary: "Woah, really!?" "How old was the girl?"
Barry: "13"
Gary: "Pedobear much, did he get Party Van'd?"
Barry: "Yep, he is in court next week."
Gary: "Woah, really!?" "How old was the girl?"
Barry: "13"
Gary: "Pedobear much, did he get Party Van'd?"
Barry: "Yep, he is in court next week."
by Cameron8276 July 29, 2011
It has no sense or meaning behind it. If your name is Chris, you can use this as a reason for doing or saying something really dumb and be able to get away with it.
Chris: Flying ponies in mah bum.
Friend: What does that even mean?
Chris: It's chris logic dude, you wouldn't understand.
Friend: What does that even mean?
Chris: It's chris logic dude, you wouldn't understand.
by CrazyKiller76 June 7, 2016