He is the fattest person who walks into McDonald's. All the other fat people see him as a god. All the the skinny people see him as a kid with type 2 diabetes. every day for breakfast, lunch and dinner Chris does the 50 Mcnugget challenge.
by Swagolish May 9, 2015
sweet. gentleman. brown hair. brown eyes. funny. cute. sexy. intelligent. hot. nice. amazing. chick magnet. talented.
Girl 1): He's cute!!!
Girl 2): Yeah... but he's not chris.
girl 3): What are you talking about? He has chris eyes!
Girl 2): Yeah... but he's not chris.
girl 3): What are you talking about? He has chris eyes!
by ualiemeehc May 15, 2010
by Ryryjafsebs December 29, 2007
A person who docks dogs.
singular: means there can only be one Chri Chri
Chri Chri can only get consent from doge before he sticks his huge monster cock inside doge's foreskin
singular: means there can only be one Chri Chri
Chri Chri can only get consent from doge before he sticks his huge monster cock inside doge's foreskin
by ChriChriIsMyBitch September 25, 2019
The most amazingly awesome guy to ever live on earth. He always knows how to make me smile and can make me laugh no matter how I'm feeling. He always knows just what to say and when to say it. He has the most amazing eyes that are a mix of green and brown. He has long curly black hair and is extremely sexy although he doesn't see it. He is like the sun, always warm and happy. He is always so kind, generous,loving, funny, smart and sincere. When he is around nothing else in the world matters. He is truly perfect but does not believe it.
i love you Chris (:
by firey06 April 20, 2011
the maddest mungo goin, often very ammusing especially when intoxicated and has no problem scoring random girls.
by goy goy the great November 19, 2009
by awesome 234 September 6, 2010