Chocolate cream pie

When you cum in a girls ass and the cum is brownish when it comes out.

I butted in her ass and it came out as a chocolate cream pie.

by Samhugecox March 18, 2015

Chocolate Cream Pie

Jerking off in the bathroom while taking a shit

I just had a nice chocolate cream pie in the bathroom.

by chrisdoubleu November 11, 2011

Chocolate Cream Pie

When a male defecates on a females face and then ejaculates on top of it!

Shannon wanted dessert, so Freddy gave her a juicy chocolate cream pie.

by WoBbLeZ n SaM <3 May 17, 2009

chocolate cream pie

during sex, the man will have a mouthfull of chocolate milk in his mouth but doesnt swallow it. he then blows the chocolate milk up the girls ass. (this is all done after having anal sex and cummung in her ass) the girl will then hold the chocolate milk in her ass for exactly 5 minutes, then shit it into a glass, (it will be a chocoltate milk, shit, cum mixture) then you both partake in drinking it.

john-last night i gave my gf a chocolate cream pie, she had mad cramps after that.

joe-did it at least taste good?

john-not realy, but it sure was hot

by frog-man-thing August 6, 2009

Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie

The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.

"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"

by Japetto's Workshop December 9, 2008

Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie

A vile sexual act where you take a dump on the floor and smear your buttocks on the steaming pile of fecal matter before sitting on your partner's face.

"Fefe, I gave the Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie to that girl from district the other day."

by Poon Assassin01 April 8, 2022

Chocolate Cream Pie

When having anal sex, 1 person or a dildo with a pump of fake semen ejaculates into another person's anal cavity. Inside the person's anal cavity, as anyone knows, is fecal matter. This mixes with the (fake or real) semen. When the penis/dildo is pulled out, drips of semen and feces are normally seen. If not, this is a normal cream pie and not a chocolate cream pie.

To create a chocolate cream pie, 1 must ejaculate into another person's anal cavity where feces is.

by Tarrabyte September 16, 2025