by jisseppe August 15, 2014
The chocolate bar you keep in your backpack, purse, or work desk to eat on a really horrible day.
Th emergency chocolate bar takes some self restraint as it cannot be eaten for any regular chocolate craving. It may stay in your bag/purse/desk for months but you will be glad it is there when you need it.
Th emergency chocolate bar takes some self restraint as it cannot be eaten for any regular chocolate craving. It may stay in your bag/purse/desk for months but you will be glad it is there when you need it.
by ChocolateGirl01 January 15, 2011
"Hey, you were so right about that gal, she's totally crazy!"
"Well, I tried to tell you!" "A chocolate bar and there you are!"
"Well, I tried to tell you!" "A chocolate bar and there you are!"
by Dream Weaver October 14, 2014
Any HR workers dream. Slide them a broken chocolate bar and the keys to anything are instantly unlocked.
Jake: "I need to know some more about this new cashier." Tyrone: "Slide Donna in HR a broken chocolate bar!"
by TheNiggaSejeet July 17, 2015
When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth
by Tiny pickle April 2, 2022
The act of melting chocolate and inserting it anally then ejaculating into the anus pulling out the mixture with remnants of feces and freezing the mixture in a box shape and eating when frozen
by American sadass June 5, 2018
if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
by Sexydimma January 4, 2014