Chock Puckler

A thinly veiled pseudonym for "cock-sucker", permitting use of the term in public settings where the the unabashed term might be frowned upon.

* While in the crowd at a little league game *
You: Chris Matthews is a chock puckler.
Them: Come again?
You: Total chock puckler
Them: Ahh, got it

by SurferJ November 21, 2011

chock a block

full to overflowing

My garbage bin was chock a block with rubbish

by will28 January 28, 2012

Chock Gobbler

A person who thinks he's him and tries his hardest to be when in fact he's an embarrassment to the hoes and to guys. And when he tries to use his rizz he acts like an idiot.

"Look at michael that guys a fxcking Chock Gobbler he's trying so hard to get the hoes to like them and even bought a necklace for one and them aint it still aint work."

by Kaleidoscopic King K February 23, 2023

chocking the chicken

when a female puts a death grip on a mans penis. and chockes his penis so hard the tip gets huge and red. thus maing it look like a chicken

like now i am chocking the chicken

by jonny jupersonn November 12, 2010

Chocking on the Badge

When one experiences their first gay act at a boy scout camp

One thing led to another and this year at camp was the first time I got caught chocking on the badge.

by givemes’more June 18, 2019

Chocking the chicken

Masturbating

"Dude what were you doing up there?"
"Chocking the chicken."

by CoochieObtainer64 October 19, 2018

chocking the turkey

When you masturbate. Another name for wanking, mostly used by Highschool teens on the west coast.

Kid 1:Where's peter at?
Kid 2:He's at home chocking the turkey before he gets here.

by Big black niggaz November 11, 2013