chicken pox 

an illness that causes red rashes all over the body to show up that look like little red bumps. Usually comes along with
a fever a day or two before.

"Look man, i just got all these red bumps over me, it must be chicken pox."

chicken pox by lil_kika May 17, 2006

Chicken Pox 

A high density of sex offenders living in a given area or zone, sex offenders are denoted as a red box on the registered sex offenders website. Which resembles a case of the chicken pox.

Guy 1: "Bro your neighborhood has a case of the chicken pox"

Guy 2: "What do you mean, chicken pox?"

Guy 1: "I mean on the registered sex offenders website it looks like your neighborhood caught a case of the pox"

Guy 2: "God dammit Kearns"

Chicken Pox by Julie Newman February 15, 2010

Chicken Pox 

this is a female or male who literally spreads like the chicken pox in more ways than one.

that skank is like the chicken pox, everyone has had her once.

Chicken Pox by plan b.a.m August 20, 2010

Chicken Pox 

A term utilized as a code word in place of "diarrhea", "explosive diarrhea", and "the shits". When used in such context the term has no relation to the pesky rash that plagues pre-pubescent children.

William: Hey are you feeling alright, you don't look so well.
Lee: I think i am about to come down with the chicken pox from all that Boston Market we ate earlier.

Chicken Pox by Booty Jeans April 12, 2009

smelly chicken pox 

similar to the new dehli dot; after anal sex, the guy pokes the girl's face several times, leaving multple shit dots on her face

me and the guys gave this nasty chick smelly chicken pox.

smelly chicken pox by cgh321684 December 11, 2006

White Chicken Pox 

When a filthy slut is so shit faced that after performing oral sex and allowing her partner to seminate all over her face she passes out before cleaning her self up, resulting in a face full of crusty white spots in the morning

kelly: what did you do last night christine?

Christine: not much really, stayed in, watched a film with my mum.

kelly: oh really? how do you explain the white chicken pox then you filthy whore

Christine: fine! i took a face full spunk last night!

White Chicken Pox by flangeface March 27, 2011

You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse! 

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse! by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019