chicken patties

huge, huge nipples that ruin the breast

chelsea had an amazing rack, but once she took her shirt off, it was ruined by those chicken patties

by Why Bother February 20, 2006

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011