Cheesewheel High

The act of being high enough to eat an entire cheese wheel.

Dude... how high are you??

Bro... im cheesewheel high.

by thugnuggin August 29, 2011

Cheesewheel Chode

A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.

Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!

Guy: So?

Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!

by Aslap927 June 20, 2009

CheeseWheel

A large female ass that closely resembles two giant wheels of cheese clanging against one another while walking or moving.

When a thick female walks by and you are walking with your homie, "damn homie, thats a fucking cheesewheel"

by fuckherdirty March 7, 2019

cheesewheel

A man with an astoundingly long penis, whose girth and length exceeds that of an elephants trunk.

Damn! That guy is packing a cheesewheel in his pants. I'd tap that.

by pompous2 February 27, 2015

Wisconsin Cheesewheel

to masterbate until one reaches climax and then squeezes the penis so no ejaculation ejects and then proceeds to do a cartwheel while letting go of the penis to squirt semen everywhere; the be doing the action must be from the state of Wisconsin

Dude! Way to make all your cum go everywhere by doing the Wisconsin Cheesewheel!!!

by Flippinteggy October 6, 2022

Cheesewheeler

A cheesewheeler is a behavior that some people have which causes them to roll on with cheesy remarks while being involved in a conversation.

"This guy is such a cheesewheeler"

by Cheeseman006 July 19, 2022