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Southern Cheese burrito 

The act of having anal sex with a female and ejaculating inside her anus, then letting her fart out your cum into your mouth, and then having oral sex with her and putting your cum inside her vagina, then having vaginal sex with your cum still inside her vagina.
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to do a Southern Cheese Burrito with her on our 1 year anniversary, and it was the wildest thing I have ever done.

chili cheese burrito 

When a human male puts on a condom, shits diarrhea into a second one, puts it on over the first condom, then promptly fornicates the orphus of his choice. Upon climax, the male removes the outer prophylactic inside the orphus in which he made whoopie.
That fat bitch I fucked told me she had a yeast infection. That Chili Cheese Burrito I gave her totally worked!

Bean and Cheese Burrito 

A sex act in which a receptive partner opens his or her mouth round like a tortilla, then a male partner farts inside the first partner's mouth, then quickly ejaculates on top of it.
"My woman never had Mexican food, so I gave her a genuine bean and cheese burrito."

Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito 

The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.
EX.

Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags

Bean and Cheese Burrito 

When an uncircumcised dick, filled with smegma, deposits its filth into an unclean ass. Feces are usually mandatory.
I can't believe that chick was down for a bean and cheese burrito!

I'm circumcised so I can only have a bean burrito.

Meat and Cheese burrito 

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.
Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”