Cheddar Goblin 

someone who gobbles cheese

that Velvita was so good that it turned him into a Cheddar Goblin.

Cheddar Goblin by tiffb0t December 28, 2020

Cheddar Goblin 

Someone who was embarrassed or emasculated in there childhood who cuts off all ties with family or friends to sit in there dark room using there computer all day, sometimes not even doing anything and just staring at the screen.

a way you can tell someone is a cheddar goblin is if they have bright pale skin, are really skinny, and sometimes can be a femboy.
the phrase "cheddar goblin" comes from the Nicolaus cage movie "Mandy"

ever since that time in 8th grade Jerry has been a cheddar goblin

Cheddar Goblin by Qesdfjoibcvmbj August 15, 2022

Cheddar Goblin 

another name for a gold digger

Yeah, I know what you mean, they are a real cheddar goblin... "Nothing's better than cheddar!"

Cheddar Goblin by Melon Ball July 28, 2024