check out squatter

Those rude motherfuckers who hold up check out lines by taking an "important call". Many times they exacerbate the situation with a fistful of expired coupons.

I'm changing check out lanes. That damned check out squatter will be there until closing.

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

Check-out Line

The place where you bitch, moan and cry to the unsuspecting checker who's just trying to provide you a service. You shouldn't do this as usually they don't care about what you're about to say to them about your guacamole jar being out-of-date. They just want to know if your day was alright and if your shopping experience was fine. In all cases, they can just call someone to get you a new one. Be polite please, and learn what the check-out line is actually for: to pay for your products and get them bagged in an orderly fashion.

"Aw man, are we going to the check-out line?"
"Yes, so we can get our stuff checked-out in a decent manner."

by It'sme33 July 23, 2016

check out of that emotional motel

When someone finally realizes they need to stop stewing about a past failed relationship and move on!!!

Seriously, girl, you need to check out of that emotional motel - and leave your baggage too!!!!

by AmberG January 22, 2008

Check Out The Bad Man

Someone who takes pride in the little things in life that they think is amazing but really is something small

Check out the bad man moving the mouse!

I moved my chair check out the bad man!

Check out the bad man walking along the road!

by Effing and Jeffing March 7, 2008

self check-out

When someone credit card swipes or scratches their ass and then smells it.

The girl on the subway platfrom this morning chose the self check-out. She scatched her ass, then sniffed it. we made eye contact and she the she dove into her shame hole.

by slobby1 October 26, 2011

checking out my ass

An action wherein a person watches another person work, without helping.

Generally standing behind the person working.

Well, I was working on my car. Johnny was just drinking my beer and checking out my ass.

by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017

Two Check-Out Laugh

The occurence of a two check-out laugh is when two men are checking-out the same girl and catch each other.

Guy1 oooh look at those lumps
Guy2 mmmh I'd tap that
Guy1 Is that guy checking out the same girl
Guy2 Hey wait a minute is he?
All HAHAHAHAHAHA lol
Two Check-Out Laugh

by Abidjan August 4, 2008