ray charleston chew 

straddle someones head, blindfold them with your nutsack(ray charles) and poop in their mouth (charleston chew)

that chick wanted to get freaky last night so i gave her a ray charleston chew

ray charleston chew by dicknose01 February 16, 2010

Charleston chew 

A long, fluffy marshmallow filled candy bar which Slim Shady would be crazy enough to choke you to death with.

"And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston chew"
- Eminem
(Forgot About Dre)

Charleston chew by nnddrrjj September 30, 2012

Charleston Chew 

The act of pulling an elderly southern Belle, having her remove her dentures and gum ones nut satchel.

Eric: " Dude! What was up with that blue hair you were skeezing on yesternight?!?"
Ferg: "Who, Gertrude? Bro, I bought her a couple Gin Rickeys and she gave me the ole Charleston Chew in her Mercury Sable!"

Charleston Chew by The turd abibes October 25, 2016

kensington charleston chew

Taking a poo onto a plate and freezing it ,then after frozen eating it with your partner wile having sex

ohh man me and danielle had the best kensington charleston chew right before he donkey punched me

kensington charleston chew by 91 si crx February 4, 2009

Kensington Charleston Chew

The act of dropping a deuce and placing it in the freezer for later use. After or during coitus, yourself and your soul mate share the frozen log as you would with the famous candy.

"We went out for sushi Saturday night. Afterwards, back at home, we lit some candles, turned on some old timey jazz, and enjoyed a Kensington Charleston Chew."

Kensington Charleston Chew by KCC SP February 4, 2009

Charleston Chew 

A sexual act in which one partner, while performing cunnilingus, adjusts such that the upper lip rests on the women's labia, while the lower lip rests on her anus. the taint is placed in between the lips and 'gummed on', like an old women eating a huge rubber cock.

'Dude, i got smacked with a flashlight while giving my girl droppsies in the car... when i came to, i realized i was giving her the ol' charleston chew.... bitches.

'My girl queefed and farted at the same time. yeah. it was sick. but man, what was worse is that i was giving her a charleston chew when it happened. i wish i was dead.'

Charleston Chew by sloots boots August 5, 2006

Charleston chew 

a long chocolate bar, probably the longest one you can buy

"And I'm still loco enough
To choke you to death wit a Charleston chew"- Dr. Dre- forgot about dre

Charleston chew by fresh prince July 2, 2005