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Chad Michael Murray 

A once attractive actor from One Tree Hill who screwed up when he cheated on the hottest woman alive, Sophia Bush. Now has become a pedofile.
He messed up Chad Michael Murray style

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chad michael murray by becka May 13, 2005

Chad Michael Murray 

Walking sex. A teen idol on the WB's One Tree Hill, where he gets to make out with Hilarie Burton. He also made out with Hilary Duff in A Cinderella Story and got very close to Paris Hilton in House of Wax; only one of the sexiest men ever.
Girl 1: Damn, Chad Michael Murray is hot.
Girl 2: I WANT HIM IN MY BED NOW.
Girl 3: Just try Chad for insta-orgasm!
Chad Michael Murray by Rosston January 15, 2006

Chad Michael Murray 

THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE
a celebrity that starred in "A Cinderella Story"
Girl#1:"Omg did you watch "a Cinderella Story?"
Girl#2: Hell no! Hillary Duff is in it!She can fucking die.
Girl#2: Yeah I hare her to, but Chad is in the movie too
Girl#2:OMG REALLY??!?!?! ok then im gunna watch it!
Girl#2:.. yeah I watched it yesterday.. looking at Chad gave me an orgasm

The Chad Michael Murray Effect 

The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”