by WITHERED FOXY April 04, 2016
by ILikeCereal July 01, 2003
Person 1: Dude buy yourself a sandwich your becoming a cereal killer
Person 2: SHUTTUP IM BEAUTIFUL *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*
Person 2: SHUTTUP IM BEAUTIFUL *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*
by triple anal rape January 17, 2014
Synonym of Cereal Murderer.
Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.
In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.
In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
by Damn Damn Danno October 07, 2005
Divorce lawyer: Well, you're really screwed now. Looks like your wife is going to take everything, and you're going to be stuck with a lot of alimony payments. If I wasn't such a shitty lawyer, you would probably be ok...but I'm a shitty lawyer, so you're really screwed. After you pay my fees you might not have enough money to eat. Oh well, I'm a shitty lawyer and I really don't care about you, or anything else for that matter.
Ted Bundy: Huh. Didn't see that coming. Guess I'll become a cereal killer.
Ted Bundy: Huh. Didn't see that coming. Guess I'll become a cereal killer.
by mrm5593 September 27, 2006
A person who mindlessly kills (or eats very rapidly) bowls of cereal multiple times day (Someone who usually carries a spoon with them everywhere).
by BobbyBirdman September 29, 2010
by itzritz April 07, 2009