cereal killer

Who the hell would kill cereal? The sick bastards.

That bitch murdered my Fruit Loops! He gonna die!

by ILikeCereal July 1, 2003

cereal killer

When someone eats cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Person 1: Dude buy yourself a sandwich your becoming a cereal killer

Person 2: SHUTTUP IM BEAUTIFUL *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*

by triple anal rape January 16, 2014

cereal killer

Synonym of Cereal Murderer.

Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.

In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.

Danno's a cereal killer wanted by the FBI (Federal Bureau of Idiots).

by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005

cereal killer

One who consumes a lot of cereal.

Divorce lawyer: Well, you're really screwed now. Looks like your wife is going to take everything, and you're going to be stuck with a lot of alimony payments. If I wasn't such a shitty lawyer, you would probably be ok...but I'm a shitty lawyer, so you're really screwed. After you pay my fees you might not have enough money to eat. Oh well, I'm a shitty lawyer and I really don't care about you, or anything else for that matter.
Ted Bundy: Huh. Didn't see that coming. Guess I'll become a cereal killer.

by mrm5593 September 28, 2006

Cereal Killer

A person who mindlessly kills (or eats very rapidly) bowls of cereal multiple times day (Someone who usually carries a spoon with them everywhere).

The next victim of the Cereal Killer is that Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

by BobbyBirdman September 30, 2010

Cereal Killer

Someone who is on a diet and only eats cereal

My cholesterol was so high, I was forced to become a Cereal Killer

by itzritz April 7, 2009

Cereal Killer

When you think about it, you use milk to drown your cereal. So technically...
YOUR MILK IS KILLING YOUR CEREAL!! Therefore, milk is the true "cereal killer".

Guy 1: Cereal killer is good for you!
Guy 2: *runs away from him*
Guy 1: Tee hee hee

by dumbqueen_prettydudett January 2, 2021