Cement Goggles

the act of one patry blowing a load on to another parties face and letting the cum harden of the parties face to where it is hard to open their eyes.

i just gave that chick cement goggles while she was passed out on the couch

by bigjoey1 January 28, 2009

to pour cement

(followed by on, and then the name of the person, посадить и закопать in Russian): to put someone in jail for life for a non-violent (but NOT victimless) crime like massive-scope corruption, and then kill them, or order their killing, in jail, under suspicious circumstances

to pour cement on someone, as a method, was formerly used by the KGB

by Sexydimma May 25, 2016

egg cement

It is sometimes suggested that egg cement is a typo of "excrement". This definition however has been rejected by many peers. Egg cement is egg cement.

egg cement

by Egg Cement March 15, 2018

Cement Boner

When you have a boner for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down

Hold on man, let this cement boner die down, then I'll play ball

by kevro February 12, 2015

Portland cement

A vegan coconut milkshake

“Police have received information that some of the milkshakes thrown today during the demonstration contained quick-drying cement. We are encouraging anyone hit with a substance today to report it to police.”
-Portland Police

“It's not a proper milkshake if it's not Portland Cement.”
-R. Chirgwin

by DerLuftmensch July 1, 2019

cum cement

When you wank off in a hot shower, and your man juice gets cooked into a viscous cement-like puddy.

Aw shit bro I cum cemented my happy trail again. It's gonna take a jackoffhammer to break it off.

by donkey punching bag February 22, 2016

Cement vagina

When a woman Won't put out no matter how hard you try, it wont open unless you break it (rape)

Person 1: I wanna fuck that girl Linda

Person 2: Good luck, i heard she has a cement vagina

Person 1: Well i have a jackhammer penis

by Icoinedthat May 9, 2009