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callergies

when you don't just have a cold or just have allergies. you've got both! an aggresive combination of both and a total bitch to get rid of.
As used in a simple dialogue,

"Paige, my nose is so itchy and I'm sneezing all day. The zyrtec and nyquil didn't work, so what's wrong with me?"
"Courtney, you have callergies!"
callergies by wanna_be_WebMD August 26, 2013
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Catterie 

CIDDY CAT B AHHAHAHAH
"thas a cute ass catterie" "oww mf Catterie sctratched me tf" "dont touch da cat it outta come for you"
Catterie by timmyjuniorahaha November 29, 2018

caspergiest 

A hunting by a spirit or ghost , but in a positive way that helps you out you simp
I came home to a clean house, I live alone, it must've been a caspergiest.
caspergiest by Williamsblake April 7, 2021

catteristic 

when youve passed the point of autism where you meow at random points to break the silence.
"meow" in head ("fuck that was autistic as shit. i gotta be catteristic or sum aint no way that shit was at all mentally okay")
catteristic by queefgobbler420 December 10, 2023

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026