1) A bastard who is so particularily bastardly that he deserves a longer title. The bastard also has a tiny, pink asshole like a cat. Go figure...

2) A mythical beast that had the body of a man and the ass of a cat. It is known for being a cat-assed bastard as defined above.
1) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Yes, let us throw rocks at him.

2) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Those aren't real.
by Maxxorz September 5, 2005
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