The cat tax is the requirement to post cute pictures of your cat when you mention them on the internet.
Prima: "My cat is so sweet! She claws me in the face when her bowl is empty."
Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."
Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."
Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."
Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."
by Anyhoozle December 18, 2020
by Finesir January 28, 2015
The cat tax is the requirement to post cute pictures of your cat when you mention them on the internet.
Prima: "My cat is so sweet! She claws me in the face when her bowl is empty."
Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."
Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."
Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."
Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."
by Anyhoozle December 18, 2020
An image of a cat as a gesture of gratitude to someone that had done you a favor or is in the process of doing you a favor. Usually to remove any sign of sarcasm.
by BenderIsGreat32 January 2, 2017
A random cat picture sent through a cyber message system. An action that resembles a car's random behavior. Sometimes used as an ice breaker.
I could not think of a reason to initiate a conversation with person A, so i sent him/her a Cat Tax.
by BenderIsGreat32 January 2, 2017
A picture of cute cat serving as payment for violating the unwritten rules of a photo message board, such as Imgur.
Posts deserving a cat tax include: posting selfies, feeding the trolls, making bad puns.
Posts deserving a cat tax include: posting selfies, feeding the trolls, making bad puns.
by Enter the Void February 1, 2017
by AJ Omaits December 11, 2008