jarett castillo is dating a beautiful girl (lily) if you make him mad tho he will curb stomp you so don’t piss him off. jarett castillo is very very funny and only nice to a few people if you aren’t those few people then keep walking, he also loves music and has the best music taste ever.
by ca$tillo! March 9, 2023
1. A Frat word generally used meaning when you are yoked and/or ripped to the dick
2. Can be used as a synonym for yoked
3. Can also be used for men who have gotten significantly bigger in a short amount of time
2. Can be used as a synonym for yoked
3. Can also be used for men who have gotten significantly bigger in a short amount of time
by Imnasti January 31, 2012
Similar to the dirty Sanchez the dirty Castillo is when after engaging in anal sex the girl inserts her finger in her ass and wipes it on the mans upper lip
Did you see Jon this morning I think his girl gave him a dirty Castillo last night he needs to wash his face
by surfer503 March 6, 2014
he is the best person in the entire world I love randy castillo so much hes soooo affectionate and considerate and sweet and caring and loyal hes sarcastic and funny and makes funny jokes he is not dry at all and the most best person ever in the universe he matches all your love languages and always makes fun of u in a joking way and is understanding and patient and has time for you all the time he thinks hes ugly but he is the prettiest boy in the entire world he has the most cutest face ever with cute eyes and long lashes and fluffy hair with a tiny mullet cause you told him you like mullets with glasses that suite him he loves baggy pants and shirts he specifcally loves his batman pj pants and he has a bunch of dogs his own dog is pablo the rest are his moms and his brothers he loves legos and he reassures u sm without asking and reassures u when asked and loves physical touch and is so sweet and loveable and easygoing and understanding and perfect i swear on my life the most perfect person ever he will deal with ur princess attitude all the time and treat u like one and makes you feel so special and happy like a little kid in the toy section or candy section and shows you off all the time without having to ask and is like those cheesy cringey couples on tiktok that ppl threat with you and is so perfect u cant help but fall madly in love. everyone wants and needs a randy castillo and everyone should have one.
*overthinking*
Randy castillo: babee dont overthink theres nothing to overthink aboutt dont worry i lovee you sosososos muchhh my pretty girl"
*smiling and kicking legs in the air and screaming and blushing*
Randy castillo: babee dont overthink theres nothing to overthink aboutt dont worry i lovee you sosososos muchhh my pretty girl"
*smiling and kicking legs in the air and screaming and blushing*
by kiwi(randy i hope u see this) July 27, 2022
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by Bobby424 November 24, 2021