Andrew Carnegie

A steel tycoon in the mid 1800's to early 1900s. By the end of his career he was one of the richest men in America. He spent the last several years of his life giving money to open libraries and schools. He also opened Carnegie Music Hall.

I don't just want to be rich; I want to be Andrew Carnegie rich.

by rls951 November 7, 2013

Carnegie Syndrome

When the rich try to buy back their reputations by donating large amounts of money publicly.

Bob fracked for oil in our community until we had sink holes, then he donated money to build a stadium with his name on it, it’s the definition of Carnegie Syndrome.

by Beautybind October 13, 2019

carnegie mellon

hit with an ugly stick

person 1- wow, look at that ugly bitch!
person2- poor ho must have gotten carnegie melloned.

by ilovemilk October 17, 2006

Carnegie Mellon

(1) A shitty University in Pittsburgh full of nerds, tools, rich fucks, arrogant bastards, and ugly people.
(2) Place where students pay 35k a year to study endlessly, get absorbed in debt, and end up paying student loans for 10 years.

Fuck Carnegie Mellon

by I hate carnegie October 2, 2003

Carnegie Mellon

Carnegie Mellon: everything you have read up to this point is absolutely true :)

Good Food, Great Friends, Slammin Babes!

Nerd1: Thank God I'm gonna be rich so I can buy my girl one day
Nerd2: Yeah, I've always wanted a Dell

Nerd1: Dude, she's hot
Nerd2: Dude, she's a visitor

Nerd1: How bout her?
Nerd2: Definitely a 4 out of 10. . . too hot for Carnegie Mellon

by davidtepper October 13, 2007

Carnegie Mellon

One of the top universities in the US, famous for geeks, computers, and free-range robots.

I failed my SATs, but hey, we can't all go to Carnegie Mellon.

by your school sucks February 15, 2005

Carnegie Mellon

A prestigious university established in 1900 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, famous in the fields of engineering, robotics, and computer science. Known to have a lot of nerds, geeks, Jews, and Asians - this is a nerd school. Tuition is ridiculously high, but most of CMU graduates end up making 6-digit salaries after landing a job.

Generally speaking, both the girls and guys in CMU are rather unattractive and socially awkward. The CFA (College of Fine Arts), however, is a different story. Those girls are hot.

Girl 1: "With the student body ratio being 65% male, a girl's gotta have it great."
CMU Girl 2: "Nah, not really, the odds are good but the goods are odd."
CMU Girl 3: "Welcome to Carnegie Mellon."

CMU Guy 1: "Man, all these fugly engineering and computer science girls in my classes make me wanna turn gay."
CMU Guy 2: "Nah, there's hope, here comes that cute design chick..."

by Pittsburghing December 19, 2008