by Michael *ocharla March 26, 2008
While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.
She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.
She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.
He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.
by WeezieCletusBBH May 3, 2009
by Anasexy Beaver Bitchens September 24, 2017
having sex with a female while she is on the rag and pulling it out and wiping it on her lip and chin.
by ando July 24, 2003
Kristin: Hey Bailey look an old wooden boat here by the Dredge in Sumpter, ID.
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!
by It's Bailey Bitch!!! January 19, 2009
A popular pose by the Captain Morgan brand Spiced Rum. To do the " Capt. Morgan pose", place your right hand on your right hip; 2) place left hand on raised left knee; & 3) turn head, arch right eyebrow upward and laugh aloud. This pose mimics the pose on the rum bottle.
by FoxxxyD February 25, 2016
1. The stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.
2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.
2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.
1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?
2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.
2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.
by Colonel Dougherty September 1, 2009