Cape Cor 

Probably one of the most boring and active places in Florida
Known for scene kids and crack
FULL OF OLD PEOPLE YOU HAVE NO IDEA. Snowbirds(tons)
People who go WAAAAAAAY to slow
If you live ther good luck
Probably best know for our local Sunsplash

Person 1: Have you been to Cape Coral
Person 2: Nah
Person 1: Probably a good thing

Cape Cor by Heyqt5590 February 25, 2021

Cape Coral 

if your in this location during a hurricane. Your completely fucked.

Dude, hurricane irma is going to fuck cape coral out of a window like a bad porno.

Cape Coral by CamHen April 19, 2018

Cape Coral Idiot 

A person who buys $12,000 worth of Home Depot cards hoping to earn points with his boss. This person is too dumb to realize that it is not his boss asking him to purchase the cards. He then is so dumb as to scratch and take pictures of the pin numbers to send to his "boss".

Wayne is such a Cape Coral Idiot. I cannot believe he could be so stupid.

Cape Coral Idiot by Bootstrap & Queso November 16, 2018

Cape Coral High School 

The girl’s bathroom is usually inaccessible due to the vast amount of whores crowded in there taking pregnancy tests. It’s hard to fathom how all these balls ugly girls got knocked up, especially since every guy who attends Cape High is a raging homosexual. It is not rare to walk down the hall and see multiple gay orgies taking place.

When it comes to sports and extracurriculars, the Cape guys excel at taking balls fast and hard to the face. Cape High isn’t all bad though. For example their band is number one when it comes to playing the African skin flute. Quite an accomplishment for the dim-witted inbreds who attend this school.

The trick among guys at Cape High to “getting big fast” is to wear tight shirts. These shirts are usually pink and from Hollister and they most certainly do not make them look buff. They look like a bunch of fat cocks that are too stupid to purchase a top which fits correctly. It’s probably a good thing they are too fucking stupid to think of using steroids as a means to get big. They already have infant sized testicles and can not afford for them to become any smaller.

Guy: "Look at those faggots eiffel towering.."

Girl: "yeah they must go to cape coral high school."

Cape Coral High School by penispenispeniscockandballs December 6, 2011

Cape Coral 

1. A place where every old person in America comes to die.
2. Also known as Cape Coma after a song called "Escape From Cape Coma" by the now broken up band Twisted Method. Named for how incredibly boring it is.
3. Where, for some completely insane reason, tourists like to come. No one's really sure why because, well, see number 2.
4. Where scene kids live. You see them everywhere, especially at Marquee Cinemas on a Friday night. And you can't forget about the 13 year old sluts/cocaine addicts! Because of the extreme amount of scene kids, there is tons of drama.

1. Old guy: "Honey, why did we move here again?" Old lady: "It's the perfect place to die."

2. Cape resident 1: "What are we doing this weekend?" Cape resident 2: "Absolutely nothing. We live in Cape Coma, dumbass.

3. Tourist 1: Let's go to Cape Coral on vacation! It's soooo nice there." Tourist 2: "It sure is! Let's go to Sun Splash, that will be a blast!" Tourist 3: "This is going to be the best vacation ever!" Cape resident: *Gags*

4. Scene kid 1: "Hey lets go to the movies tonight, and then after we can do some cocaine to keep us so incredibly skinny." Scene kid 2: "Yeah, I have to dye my hair black for the 2839479823th time this year, so you guys can help me." Scene kid 2: "I have to get 8 more piercings to be a hXc scene kid, so I can't go. I'll tell my little sister to go, she's really easy and does cocaine, and she's the most hXc scene kid in her middle school."

Cape Coral by sklhflskjdf May 21, 2008

Cape Coral 

Where all the girls are sluts, no matter the age, and everyone's a "thug" who is "from" Boston, New York, Jersey, or Chicago, and since they are "from" up north they are automatically a "gangsta" and can shot your ass.

Also a good place for anyone over the age of seventy to retire. The young whipper-snappers here wont bother you at all. They are all talk I promise. Your house is safe, just make sure to hide your weed stash.

Stupid Cape Coral Kid: "Yo dawg you best not mess with me. I'm from Boston and I can shot your ass."

Cape Coral Kid 2: "Oh really? Cause I'm from Boston too and I can't do shit."

Cape Coral by :)Kauwieee!<3 May 11, 2009

Cape Coral 

Snowbird City ... Legit everyone there is 55+

Chris - Bruh wanna go to Cape Coral for vacation

Tony- Nah everyone there is old and mean. They don’t even know how to drive

Cape Coral by Official Truth May 12, 2018