Considered by many to be the jewel of Massachusetts when in reality it contains rich, pompous assholes, private beaches, and bumper to bumper traffic. Massachusetts residents who choose to avoid this, often flock to NH where they complain about the lack of shopping malls and things to do.
Masshole 1:Going to the cape this weekend? (cape cod)
Masshole 2: Nah, tha taffic is gonna be wicked bad; total pissah. We are heading up to NH to drive wrecklessly and annoy the natives.
Masshole 1:Can i come with?
Masshole 2: Nah, tha taffic is gonna be wicked bad; total pissah. We are heading up to NH to drive wrecklessly and annoy the natives.
Masshole 1:Can i come with?
by Stronk August 11, 2006
One of the best places to live on earth, but the old rich summer people that live here for 2 months (july & august) ruin the beach nights for the locals by calling the police on bonfires and such. The local youths that tough out the long hard winters (while the rich old farts go to their homes in florida) love to drink and have fun in the summer, and will never stop for any tourists!
Johnny Local: "Hey dude pretty awsome night on Cape Cod huh?"
Sammy Livehere: "Ya man wicked, you can see bonfires all the way down to P-Town. I just hope Old Man Rivers dosnt call the cops on us again"
Johnny Local: I know that guy's a dick, these are our beaches too!
Sammy Livehere: I know man! lets pound some beers and enjoy the night on this awsome awsome place to live
Sammy Livehere: "Ya man wicked, you can see bonfires all the way down to P-Town. I just hope Old Man Rivers dosnt call the cops on us again"
Johnny Local: I know that guy's a dick, these are our beaches too!
Sammy Livehere: I know man! lets pound some beers and enjoy the night on this awsome awsome place to live
by Nick Rob September 29, 2005
everyone who lives there is depressed, dumb, addicted to drugs/drinking, ratchet as fuck, and hates their lives.
by haksnkssnskndns October 18, 2017
Our little piece of heaven on earth.
sand, sea, sun, what more could you want? and its still all there in the winter even if the temperature drops.
by a cape girl May 3, 2005
best place in the world with the best people, beaches, places to eat, and everything :D Cape Cod is the best
by a cape lover May 11, 2005
by Ewizzle October 16, 2003
My favorite place in the world. The winters are pretty bad, but they makes summer even better. The beaches are beautiful, the towns are beautiful everything is great. I even love the tourists, although I could do without the traffic. A lot of the people here are really nice, not all snobs like some expect. Cape Cod is a wicked awesome place to live!
by CaperCod June 24, 2005