When you reach down under the blankets in the middle of the night, to pet your dog. Instead of finding his head, you tickle his balls by accident.
by pe_be_ January 1, 2017
When ones closest friend engages in sexual intercourse with your dogs wife/girlfriend. The act is usually completed by spitting the cum into the cuckheld dogs mouth.
Her: "I'm going to cuckold your dog, asshole" Him: "You're going to fuck my dogs... wife?. That would be canine cuckolding!!!"
by VVforCC September 26, 2011
inserting of the penis into the poches rectum..... what many of my co-workers do for a living .........can you dig
She is fucking the dog (fornicating the canine)
by wench April 27, 2004
by Mexican Cobra April 2, 2008
Based on a man's age, this is a scale to classify men who prey on younger women to please their sexual appetite.
0-10: pup (too young)
11-15: mutt (laying around not knowing what to do)
16-21: dingo (just plain stupid)
22-26: fox (they think they're slick and sly)
27-32: jackal (jack ass)
33-40: coyote (almost ready to be serious)
41-50: wolf (salt and pepper but still sexy)
51+: silver fox (self explanatory)
0-10: pup (too young)
11-15: mutt (laying around not knowing what to do)
16-21: dingo (just plain stupid)
22-26: fox (they think they're slick and sly)
27-32: jackal (jack ass)
33-40: coyote (almost ready to be serious)
41-50: wolf (salt and pepper but still sexy)
51+: silver fox (self explanatory)
Hugh Hefner is a silver fox on the canine scale, while George Clooney is right behind him as a wolf.
by RoxyStylist321 November 26, 2016
Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Fido lick! Good Dog. Arf!
Also reffered to as the skippy
Also reffered to as the skippy
by Matt March 28, 2005