cancer list 

A list of people that you would have sex with if your spouse died (of cancer or some other cause). It has to be someone you actually know and have a realistic chance with, not celebrities. This is for people who'd never cheat on their spouse but still fantasize.

"That hot secretary is definitely #1 on my cancer list!"

cancer list by BigBootyBitchhhh November 3, 2011

Cancer list 

A List of people you plan on killing if you get some sort of inoperable cancer

Tommy: Liza Minneli, Geraldo Rivera, Donald Trump...whats this?

Lieu:Oh Billy over here went in first time ever full physical. Cameras up the ass, the whole nine yards, results come back tomorrow. He says if they find some sort of inoperable cancer he's gonna kill everyone on that cancer list.

Tommy: In this order? Come on Liza has to go first Bill hasn't she suffered enough?

Bill:shakes his head no

Cancer list by TheBigMick May 26, 2011

Cancer list 

The first three women a married guy will have sex with after his wife suddenly dies of cancer

Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)

Dude 1: She's definitely #1 on your cancer list, right?

Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.

Cancer list by CookieCrisp6969 August 17, 2021

Cancelists 

A group of people or friends who cancels plans frequently or at last minute.

I wouldn't go with you all as you're known for being cancelists.

Cancelists by ajadon September 10, 2023

Imaginary cancerist 

Someone who fakes cancer for the attention of his "real" friends

Did you know he had luchemia?
Haha no he doesn't he's just an imaginary cancerist.

Imaginary cancerist by Violentpacifest March 4, 2011

Cancelista 

An activist devoted to the elimination of a person, product, or media production as a result of some real or imagined social justice transgression.

Cancelistas have taken out Gone With the Wind, Cops, and Apu from the Simpsons. What's next?

Cancelista by Top-Break July 27, 2020

cancerist 

Preemptive discrimination against cancer-suffering individuals. A phenomenon typically seen on platforms such as Twitch.TV and YouTube streams.

His username is 'dyingofcancer.' Get this cancie out here! Yes, I am cancerist.

I absolutely hate cancer-ridden freaks. They need to just die already.

cancerist by da wong mang January 3, 2022