A Canadian popsicle is when a guy jizzes in a girls hair after sex and then she proceeds outside into the Canadian tundra (-degree weather) as the jizz freezes she sucks the now froze jizz clump “popsicle” off her hair ;)
Guy 1: I gave Sarah a Canadian popsicle last night and I swear it made me double nut
Guy 2: oh geez Louise that’s better then winning a free double double of roll up the rim at timmies eh bud
Guy 2: oh geez Louise that’s better then winning a free double double of roll up the rim at timmies eh bud
by Ebony and ivory January 21, 2019
Get the Canadian popsicle mug.A Canadian Popsicle. The act of wrapping your penis in bacon and then letting a moose feast upon it. A fun twist can also involve covering the bacon in syrup.
Alex- Hey Mike what are you doing ?
Mike- Oh nothing just about to go give a Moose a "Canadian Popsicle" !
Alex- o_O
Mike- Oh nothing just about to go give a Moose a "Canadian Popsicle" !
Alex- o_O
by Steeeevvvvveeeeeee October 4, 2011
Get the Canadian Popsicle mug.Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.
by Emerald Foddy May 9, 2025
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