A Canadian popsicle is when a guy jizzes in a girls hair after sex and then she proceeds outside into the Canadian tundra (-degree weather) as the jizz freezes she sucks the now froze jizz clump “popsicle” off her hair ;)
Guy 1: I gave Sarah a Canadian popsicle last night and I swear it made me double nut
Guy 2: oh geez Louise that’s better then winning a free double double of roll up the rim at timmies eh bud
Guy 2: oh geez Louise that’s better then winning a free double double of roll up the rim at timmies eh bud
by Ebony and ivory January 22, 2019
A Canadian Popsicle. The act of wrapping your penis in bacon and then letting a moose feast upon it. A fun twist can also involve covering the bacon in syrup.
Alex- Hey Mike what are you doing ?
Mike- Oh nothing just about to go give a Moose a "Canadian Popsicle" !
Alex- o_O
Mike- Oh nothing just about to go give a Moose a "Canadian Popsicle" !
Alex- o_O
by Steeeevvvvveeeeeee October 05, 2011