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canadian dream 

Self employed, driving the company car, married to a wife who works, good credit, a house, and a cat and dog, and a good retirement fund in their 30's-40's, bills paid on time all the time and most importantly..good health + free gas.
Damn, what have I done wrong? I don't know if it was working for mcdonalds, owning a shitbox, married the wrong woman, bad credit, renting a house, the wrong pets, late bills, or this habbit of smoking that cost me my retirement fund and health and gas money.
canadian dream by Mitchyb April 23, 2006

canadian dream 

1. To live off welfare without ever working or putting any effort.

2. To be a parasite, usually depending on government handouts to survive.
"That dude has never worked in his life but he's living in that luxury condo in Toronto"

"Man, that sure is the Canadian dream eh?"

"Yeah, God bless welfare"
canadian dream by nagelotrurh September 2, 2008

The Canadian Dream 

The Canadian Dream is Freedom, Prosperity, Success, and upward mobility. Life is Better and Richer. A place where an immigrant can go and thrive .
The Canadian Dream : A place where an immigrant can go and thrive.

the canadian dream 

Being rich enough to leave in the winter and come back in the summer.
Buddy's livin' the Canadian Dream, trading in snow banks for sand banks, all while sippin' on some fruity drinks.

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026