After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
I took a massive crap and simply had to leave the calling card...
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
A calling card is a premise for contacting someone with the intention of asking for a date. Usually, you have fallen out of contact with the person you are contacting.
"Dude, your sister's getting married. That's a great calling card."
"Another person from my Class of 81 has died. Think I'll call Patty to let her know, heard she's divorced now. Obituaries give great calling cards."
When a girl asks you to write your number down after you've slept over her place following a 1 nightstand. However, the only thing your note says is "I win."
So I wake upnext to this land beast and she hassles me on how she wants to see me again, so I left her the calling card on my way out.
Laying seat liner paper into a toilet and then taking a dump so that the excrament actually sits on the liner paper and portrudes above the level of the water.
Man, that stallhella stinks because of the calling card Byron left - it was stickin' out at least 4 inches!
After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
I took a massive shit and simply had to leave the calling card...
Conversely:
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...