Call of Duty'd

When you're playing so much Call of Duty that you forget about your Spanish class.

Andy: Don't you have spanish class right now?

Steve: Shit, I forgot all about it, can you give me a ride?

Andy: Fine, let's go.

Dan: That dumbass just got call of duty'd!

by Apartment 27 December 12, 2009

Call Of Duty Depression

When a person does not play Call Of Duty for extended periods of time.
Symptoms may include: Sleepless nights, crying in corners, and COD dreams. In more severe cases usually 2+ weeks without COD, a person might start to think their reality is Call Of Duty. They may think a broom is a Barrett .50 Cal or a butter knife is a melee knife.

Mom: I am taking away your Call Of Duty!
Kid: No mom you can't! I don't want Call Of Duty Depression!
Mom: What?
Kid: Sorry mom I wont be able to sleep and I will have bad dreams about COD.
Mom: What?
Kid: YOU CAN PREVENT THIS HORRIBLE THING FROM HAPPENING MOM!

by ORRZ24 December 18, 2010

Call of Duty Dick Rider

One who plays nothing but Call of Duty and can not accept the fact that Battlefield is way better just because the ride it's dick and just buy it because it's title say CALL OF DUTY and because a new one is made every year.

Friend: Yea, so you gonna get that mw3.
Me: Nope, that's a waste of money, bf3 is badass.
Friend: Battlefield sucks. everyone's turning in their copy for mw3.
Me: It's because you and everyone else are "Call of Duty Dick Riders".

by tmerc November 15, 2011

Call of Duty Douche Ass

A person who plays any Call of Duty game every hour of their life and is constantly screaming profanities at the screen, even though everyone knows that it doesn't matter.

Miles- "Jordan has been sitting in front of the TV all day! What a Call of Duty Douche Ass!!"

by Lickin Mayballs January 25, 2011

Call of duty zombies drinking game

A deadly game in which the victims will take a shot of vodka after every game of call of duty zombies and creates a never ending loop where the victims drinks faster and faster as the liqour makes them more impaired after every game.

Dude 1:I almost died last night after playing the call of duty zombies drinking game until 3 am.
Dude 2:I know I've played that before it is deadly game especially after you hit 10th shot.

by Dan the car guy August 17, 2019

Call of Duty Timing

When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.

I hate Call of Duty Timing, dude! They always peek right as I go away.

by Rodent The Squirrel July 5, 2020

Call of Duty

A game that makes people think that they are gun experts after playing.

Person 1: "Look at this dude. It's an original AK47!"

Person 2: "You're a fucking idiot. It's clearly an AK74U with a retractable stock, dumbass."

Person 1: "Shut the fuck up, you play Call of Duty."

by StoutShako May 11, 2014