Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker 

Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank

Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass

Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker by #OldFlabbyAss December 10, 2018

Californian Shower

When you stand under the place where the water is supposed to come out, but because of the low-flow device you don't really get wet.

I just don't have that clean feeling after that lame Californian shower.

Californian Shower by nsfwns February 20, 2013

Californian Snowball Fighting 

Throwing rocks at somebody in California because we fail to have snow here.

Did you see Lauren hit him with that rock?! This is why I love being in California! Californian Snowball fighting ftw!

Californian Snowball Fighting by Andyrew004 April 25, 2010

California's Jersey 

Arizona. Arizona is California's Jersey!

Sure housing prices are better in Phoenix, but is is California's Jersey!

California's Jersey by Rolo G February 26, 2008

Californian Stretch 

The act of stretching a persons butthole and putting both fists in until they Rosebud

Person 1: Hey bro what did you do last night

Person 2: I gave my girl the Californian Stretch

Person 1: Sounds like a fun night bro

Californian Stretch by ASS_RAT September 21, 2021

Californian Snake Charmer. 

Find a colored women, preferably with a name such as La’ Fwonda or Ja’ Neekwah.
Insert a clarinet into your rectum. As she plays the instrument (to the sound of the national anthem), her free hand will give you a reach around.

(This is also referred to as the 'Vishnu').

yo D-Rock, you know that bitched i picked up from tha block. yeah, well it turns out dat bitch is one hell of a 'Californian Snake Charmer.'

Californian Snake Charmer. by paul_styles November 14, 2010

Californian Souffle

When one collects the semen of a young girl and mixes it with the diarrhea of another young girl, adds carrots, peas, and mayonnaise, pours the ingredients into a bowl, and puts it into an oven 375 degrees for 3 hours. it is considered a delicacy in many areas surrounding Central California.

Person 1: Honey, the Californian Souffle is done!
Person 2: Oh boy, time to throw a munch!

Californian Souffle by The Booty Consumer December 10, 2018